Baby: First things, first I'm a realist.
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
political views: asses that are so thicc that you have to hold the cheeks apart to slide on in.
What do you mean?!